What's that all about?

Rant required ....

I've had this really frustrating urge to rant today but I've had no-one to rant at and nothing to rant about. So I'm thinking, "I know, I'll write something on my blog"

Would you believe it, Bloggers f*cking cramp. Not an ounce of humour could I squeeze from my usually plentiful collection of sarcastic and witty repertoire. (yes - I did have to spell check "repertoire")

So I rang the speaking clock for inspiration.

Why do we call him Tim? I mean i know if you knock the "e" off "time" then thats what it spells but isn't that a particularly crap way of naming something. And I bet someone got paid to come up with that. And I bet they get paid more than me! (Suddenly my twitch has come back)

Imagine the local council meeting.

Counciller One: "What shall we call the new swimming pool?"
Counciller Two: How about "poo" ?

And the other thing. Why does it say "stroke" ? I mean, what does "Tim(e)" think a stroke is?

Imagine the confusion.

In the car, you get angry and "Stroke your horn" [ooo errr] or your answerphone: "leave me a message after the stroke"

And if a "beep" is a "stroke", is a "stroke" a "beep"??

Doctor: "I'm terribly sorry. Your grandfather suffered a terrible beep"

And what about the tv classics like "Different Beeps" and and "Brush beeps" ??!??

Anyway, I still needed to rant

Speaking Clock: "on the 3rd stroke...."

Toaster: IT'S NOT a stroke its a f*cking beep

[bip] [bip] [bip]

or is it a "bip" ?

posted by Toaster @ 8:21 AM