Doctors
There is another job, (other than I.T. support) that everyone is good at - Being a Doctor. Six years of University and medical school doesn't amount to anything more than being able to diagnose a problem wearing a white coat. (and if you are very experienced, you get different coloured pens to put in your pocket.)
Recent experience has told me that everyone's a bloody pharmaceutical genius ! I hurt my back the other day. Genius Doctor Dad told me "Don't be soft, it'll all go away. Suck on a Strepsil if you can't manage" One week later I find out I have a badly bruised / fractured coccyx. (It's alright dad, the nice man in the white coat gave me some extra strong strepsils.)
Don't get me wrong, it's not just my dad that think they are Doctors. We ALL do it. My daughter, she fell and banged her knee. I patted it better and said "there there, it'll be ok now"
HOW exactly was that going to make it ok? I don't know, but I believed it - but so did she (ok - she's 7, so I should know better.) Anyway, I was much better than the so called experts.
Here's an extract from my visit to the Doctors ..
Me: "I've hurt my back. It's really painfull"
Doc: "Where?"
Me: "in the city centre"
Doc "No - where on your back does it hurt"
Me: here [point]
Doc: Here ? [PROD]
Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
Doc: Oh. that must be painful
F*cking genius!
posted by Toaster @ 7:30 AM
2 Comments:
Cant believe you went to the doctors with a broken bone in your back - I think its all that soft living down south. In my day we had strepsils.....
Dr Chang his name was. He had a good look and diagnosed me with "Zackery" desease. He said "Cos face look Zackery like your ass"
How rude
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