Attitude ....
So, all in all, the movie is good. But I reckon I could do better. (Sorry George)
Like Yoda right. He needs a bit more attitude. He needs a big Medallion round his neck, a pair of shades and a baseball cap. Cos he’s the daddy. He’s the rebel alliance massive. King of Jedi.
He just needs to strut a bit more. And swear. He definitely needs to swear.
“Hey ya’ll. “Yo” is for Yoda and I is powerful with the force. Wicked”
Vadar “Do not underestimate the power of the ….”
“Yo Vadar. Shut the f*ck up. I’m talking here” “F*cking do you I will hmmmmm”
That would be much better.
And Darth Vader right – he’s almost the perfect bad guy. But he doesn’t swear either. Sure he’s got that cool pinch your throat trick off to a tee. But when things go wrong, he’s just too passive. Like in Episode 4 (the first one made.) When they destroy the death star. If I were him the last line of that film would have been
“B*llocks. It took me ages to build that f*cker”
posted by Toaster @ 3:35 AM
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