What's that all about?

Happy Anniversary !!

So it's a year since I started all this and I'm thinking - "I still haven't finished doing all the jobs in the kitchen that I didn't finish while I was writing all this stuff a year ago."

So the other day I go to B&Q and I'm remembering the trouble I had finding a f*cking barbequeue last year. And do you know WHY I am remembering that.

Because the place is FULL of bloody barbequeues. Big ones, small ones, gas ones, coal ones, square ones, round ones, deep ones, wide ones. Every type of barbequeue you could think of. What's happened? This time last year I was told by a smug get of a store assistant that "summer is over" and "we don't have bbqs in our winter stock"

it's becasue I don't want one now - thats what it is. The world is mocking me. Well, I can take it. i don't mind being mocked. I even allow a small contingent of gay people to read my blog. Don't I Pedders.

Anyway, as I'm back and its been a while, lets start the ball rolling with an interview with a difference. You can interview me! It's an open forum, you post your questions here as comments and I'll blummin well answer them....

Away you go, its An Audience with Toaster II ....

posted by Toaster @ 8:01 AM