Indigestion makes you moody
It has been scientifically proven that indigestion makes you moody. We performed a test on a Northern Grandad this week. The test was basically
i. Place dinner in front of Grandad
ii. Watch him shovel it down
iii. Wait 5 minutes.
And there it was. The "Miserable arse" gene that we all let out from time to time was there in all its glory.
Gone was the picture of happiness one usually sees when this Grandad is flicking through the 999 Sky Channels with his remote control glued to his hand.
Gone was that shine in his eyes as he finds some crap Sci Fi programme, or better still, a documentary on a steam train.
Gone was the skip in his walk as he explores a preserved Anglo Saxon site.
You can tell when the "miserable arse" gene is vibrant. Every sentence starts with "oh" and ends up as a question
"Oh you are are you?"
"Oh, that's good is it?"
"Oh, you do, do you?"
"Oh, you think so do you?"
Anyway, I have a picture of him smiling ... or is it wind?
posted by Toaster @ 1:33 AM
2 Comments:
Send him to Dr Zachery....
oh, so you think its a miserable arse gene do you ?
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