What's that all about?

Blokes guide to washing ....

Now I lived on my own for a bit and there's only so many times you can wear all your clothes before you know they need to be washed. 8 months later (thats a pair of pants per month) that dreaded day came.

Now then, what to choose. 60? 40 with 1 line under it? 40 with 2 lines under it?? I mean, how many settings do you need? The manufacturer had gone to some length to make this bloke-friendly (the door wouldn't open if there was water in it.) And I Figured out where to put the powder(not how much but where it went) but apart from that I was knackered. Well, every setting has a letter on the dial. So I go for "D." "D" for "Dunno what I'm doing"

And unbelievably it worked! Ok, I had to stop buying anything white as "D" "Didn't do white" and also I had to buy everything a size too big as "D" "Definately needs that to be a bit smaller" but apart from that I'd actually mastered the washing machine.

Anyway 3 years on and the machine breaks. Call it intuition but water p*ssing out of the door definately was not good. So I get a new one.

B*llocks. There's no "D"

posted by Toaster @ 8:24 AM