An Audience with ...
I've had a couple of days off blogging. And in my quest to get my own TV show, I've decided to do what other celebs do. So here it is, my "Audience with" show..
You ask the question, I'll do my best to answer it. I'm looking forward to some good thought provoking questions as well as the slightly rude ones I am bound to get from Pedders
This could get very interesting ....
posted by Toaster @ 6:16 AM
6 Comments:
In response to Pink Spaghetti...It's a reference to me being unique. Believe me I've checked. And there is definately only one of me.
Do you believe in luck ?
In answer to Peds... Yeah! Luck Skywalker rocks! The way he defeated that big black dude (not MR T, that was Rocky.)
oh.. sorry you mean "luck." That's actually a good question and I decided to walk under a ladder and make a black cat walk accross my path while thinking about it. It wasn't the tripping over the cat that was unlucky, nor was it knocking my head against the ladder as I performed the afore mentioned trip.
No - it was the big fat bastard window cleaner that fell and landed on me. And as he gets up he says "lucky for me you were there"
Git
Imagine a situation where you are driving your new car and some dizzy cow taps your bumper - you jump out and get ready to tear off a strip, however this lady is bootylicious - does this change how you react ?
Given you are the only man who can save the earth, you have a choice - Emily Bishop or Janet Street Porter. The earth depends on you - who would you do ?
I'll start a new blog to answer these questions so that I can put them in order.
Please keep placing your questions here
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