Ruud not to ....
So I moved down to Cambridge and the Gooners down here are like "You can be a real Man United fan now. You don't live in Manchester"
Well then. Since when has Cambridge been part of London village you f*cking gooner Yonners?!?!
Anyway, last night was MY night. Oh yes. Off to the pub wearing 2 shirts. Get this ..
Me:Pint please. Not with a top - there's no such thing
Gooner: You can take that shirt off! Scum
Me: Oo err. What take off my United shirt?
Gooner: Yeah. throw it up the apple and pears.
Me: Ok then.
[off comes shirt number 1 revealing shirt number 2]
Me: There you go
Gooner: B*llocks.
Strangely enough, he then develops Arsene Whinger syndrome claiming it was never a penalty, Rio should have been sent off and lots of "fack fack fack fack" (I think thats a southern swearword.)
Quality
posted by Toaster @ 2:15 AM
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