Thursday, October 14, 2004

More hope for us all ....

So, it's England vs Azerbaijan (Aint that a prison in the Harry Potter books?) and again I'm in for a night of the giggles. Not the nice, satisfied giggle one would get from watching Red Dwarf.. no.. the inane giggle that only exists as a replacement to dribble.

Again, Glen hoddle's keen intellect as he makes refence to England not being used to playing in such conditions. (It's f*cking raining man !! and half the team are from Manchester!)

The best bit though - the bit that did it for me was the advertising. I'm remembering at the start of the season that they changed the "man of the match" bottle of Champers to be "non alcoholic" to try and cause a seperation between footballers and drink. Personally I'd have just made reference to Tony Adams. He never won man of the match cos he was shite but HE still enjoyed a drop or 2. (Replace "drop" with "bottle" and "2" with "20")

Anyway, the adverts are those annoying changing electronic boards. They're flicking between UK and Azerbyganic (whatever) and it goes like ..

"Investors in people"
"Pepletic investikat" ...
"Fifa Football 2005"
"Fifa Futbol 2005" ....

and then ...

"BARGAIN BOOZE"
"BARGAIN BOOZE"

Brilliant !

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