I have a fan base...
And now I'm feeling particularly honoured. I've had messages posted by people I don't know. (No offence Ped, your comments are always welcome.)I've also noticed links from other peoples' blogs. Yeah!
I'm also thinking if there's money to be made out of this. Until I do, you lucky buggers get to laugh at my life experiences for free. It's got to be worth more than my current wage, and if not it's definitely a damn site funnier.
Actually, I'm thinking of becoming an optician. What I'd do is put a sign on my shop saying something original like "Toaster the Optician". [Shop?? Do opticians have shops?]
Anyway, what I'd do is make the writing on the sign a bit small. Then, if I caught anyone squinting trying to read it, I'd run out, grab 'em and make £150 by selling them designer Specs. (Now that my mate's gone to Liverpool, getting hold of knocked off designer specs is going to be a doddle.)
You never know, it might work out. Send me a comment if the only thing you can read is this big writing.
Subtle or what ! ;)
posted by Toaster @ 5:09 PM
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