One for the ladies ...
So just before I started going out with her, I decide I'm going to invite my (now) girlfriend round for some dinner.
You know what it's like, I'm thinking should I ask her out or not? We're getting on great though, don't want to spoil it. All that load of pants that you spend six months worrying about, then she says "yes" and you realise that you have been on your own for 6 months longer than you needed to be. Or is that just me?
Anway, I'm going to make her a meal. When I told her she says...
Girlfriend: "I've got something to say"
Me: [Uh oh] [Did that come out loud?? No, phew Good. err], "Yes?"
(Notice how I said "errr" in my head - weird.)
Girlfriend: "it's something you need to know and it's important"
Me: "Oh my God. You've been on the bbc web site and United have sold Giggs!"
Girlfriend: Who's Giggs?
Me: [Yorkie are right, it's not for girls] " Carry on"
Girlfriend: I'm errr...
Me: "yes?"
Girlfriend : I'm errr:
Me "YESS??"
Girlfriend : I'm a vegetarian
The challenge is on !!
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So, she's a veggie. Bang goes my Chicken Madras. Maybe that's not a bad thing actually. Tastes great but gives you farts that could melt a lamp post on a street. (Trust me I know. I once got caught out at a pelican crossing once. NOBODY saw the green man flashing that day.)
So what to do? Think. Well, in hope of inspiration I immediately think of all the vegitarian meals I can
- Baked Potato
- Baked Potato with cheese
- Baked Potato with Beans
- Cheese on Toast
- Beans on Toast
- Toast
Hmmm. Not a lot really. I am in a pickle. Pickle! - thats vegetarian !! But I hardly think a jar of pickles will be good enough. (Dunno though, maybe if I get the big ones instead of the little silverskin things.)
All of a sudden.. *FLASH* There it is, that inspiration...
- Spaghetti on Toast
*Flash* [Bit of class this]
- Spaghett HOOPS on Toast
I'm now thinking, oh dear, I'm in trouble. Well done me, nice one. F*cked this one up haven't you. Every veggie recipe I can think of, not one but TWO flashes of inspiration and I still haven't come up with anything.
I'll get us a kebab. No real meat in that.
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