Speaking of Statistics ...
Apparantly, this is true. If you sit down to watch the National Lottery show on Saturday evening, you have more chance of dying of a heart attack during the show, than you do have of winning the jackpot.
Blimey! As if watching Philip Scholefield or Dale ("our Dale" as Pedders says) wasn't bad enough already. Imagine it though. You're watching the 49ers (ahem, arrarantly that's what they are called), and in the back of your mind there's this voice shouting "come on, come onnn... number 38 please be 38" and the other voice saying, "you've got more chance of dying and you're watching crap tv for the privillage."
Actually, wouldn't it be just bloody typical if ...
Voice of the balls: "and the final number in this weeks four week rollover jackpot is.."
Me: "Come onnn, come onnnn, number 38, pleeeease"
Voice of the balls: Number 38 !!
Me: "I've Won, I've WON, I've uurggh. arrrgh, .......
Coroners note: Stress induced heart attack probably caused by realisation of lottery win
Gutted !
posted by Toaster @ 5:31 AM
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