Question time
From PJ ...
Two questions:1) Where have you been al this time, darkest Peru?2) Do you know where Pedders got his wig from? I think he deserves a full refund.
I think you deserve to know. I've been in hiding. The popularity of my blog meant that I got some unwelcome attention. You know the kind, heavy breathing down the phone, following me around everywhere, standing naked in my garden etc. in the end I had to say "Pedders - enough is enough!!"
Then he started turning up "in disguise." At first he though he could fool me by heavy breathing down the phone whilst wearing his sunglasses. Apparantly now though he's making more of an effort and hence he's donned the wig. I think he got it from Liverpool. "Got" is such a loose word. When I say "got" I mean "acquired" or basically "nicked". So NO refund for you mi laddo.
Looking sharp though isn't he ....
posted by Toaster @ 3:53 AM
2 Comments:
didn't stop you from asking me out did it?
Anyway PJ at least my rug is up top and not down below (PJ tragically had his lower rug burnt off at the scratchy clinic due to a wild infestation....)
I've got a question for you!
Why does fergie keep playing Roy Keane when he needs a zimmer to get about?
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