Question time (cont.)
Question from Ped:
Why does fergie keep playing Roy Keane when he needs a zimmer to get about?
First of all, I'd like to thank Pedro for the very imaginitive question. It must have taken you ages to think that one up. And how am i supposed to answer that really? Well, I phoned Alex himself. Here's the transcript.
[Phone] Ring Ring ....
[Toaster] Hello Alex
[Fergie] Och Aye Toaster. (yep - he knows me)
[Toaster] I've a question from one of my fans; Why ....
[Fergie] I'm no gonneee talk boudit
[toaster] but you haven't heard the ...
[Fergie] i said I'm no gonneee talk boudit so you can Mcprint that in your Mcpapers tomorrow
Oh well straight from the horses mouth and all that...
[Phone] Ring Ring ....
[Toaster] Hello Roy
[Keano] How about ya toaster. So it is, to be sure.
[Toaster] I've a question from one of my fans; Why do you think Fergie keeps playing you?
[Keano] Be Jayzus. For the love of all the little leprechauns.
[Toaster] Is it because you still have that die hard desire to achieve?
[Keano] Tis not. But oi be doing dat.
[Toaster] Is it because your sheer presence on the pitch inspires the youth around you?
[Fergie] Tis not. But oi be doing dat aswell
[Toaster] So go on Roy - what's the secret?
[Keano] Tis cause o'the goal oi scored against Juventus in the nionty noin champions league so it is. So Pedro, you can shove it up your arse.
Blimey !
posted by Toaster @ 5:10 AM
2 Comments:
be-Jasus, wud ya look at dat - he still remembers me. So dere you go toaster.
I have quesitons for you:
If you were a weatherman (not unlike John Kettley) and you knew there was a hurricane coming bigger than Katrina, but you could somehow direct it to either Liverpool or Newcastle - which one would you choose and why?
Also - on a personal front why do you dress up as a woman ?
Oh almost forgot - you know what I think about cricket (see previous blog entry)
Even though the ashes have been won - does this excuse it for being a toffee nosed crap boring game? (not a sport)
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