What's that all about?

Question time (cont.) II

Question from Ped:

If you were a weatherman (not unlike John Kettley) and you knew there was a hurricane coming bigger than Katrina, but you could somehow direct it to either Liverpool or Newcastle - which one would you choose and why?


Doesn’t John Kettley look suspiciously scouse. Hmmmm.

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A terrible thing. Comlpete loss of control by the police. robbery, looting, sewage, burnt out cars. I reckon that a big hurricane might clean Liverpool up a bit actually.

There’s no competition really. Newcastle is so far up there it’s practically Scotland so best ignored. I heard that they are dropping the “United” from the name of their football team and replacing it with “Nil” That’ll make “Final Result” much easier on Grandstand.

So the winner is Liverpool. The city with the laxative accent. (it irritates the sh*t out of you.) The City where “pay and display” means that you give the snotty nose kids in safeways car park a quid to “mind your car mister.” The city where the only bloke in a 3 bedroomed semi is a burglar.

I’m on a roll now….

Q: What’s the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?
A: What you looking at

Also, while I was at it, I thought I’d get rid of North Wales as well.

posted by Toaster @ 3:49 AM