What's that all about?

Question time (cont.) IIII

Question from Ped

My question is - as you've removed scouseville and part of wales where would you relocate the people - and as they're dead clever and funny wouldn't they all head to oxbridge?

I've thought about this. The welsh part of the solution is simple. They are mostly sheep. As winter is coming up tehre will be a rise in demand for jumpers and I reckon the traditional Christmas bird should be lamb anyway.

And no part of the country is going to willingly welcome -en-mass, a bunch of pikey bin dippers. So what we have to do is filter them throughout the comunnity. "Thin them out" so to speak. The concept of "job" will be new to most of them but we can give them "jobs" that benefit both us and them.

So if you ever lock your keys in the car .. never fear... Mickey mouser the honest scouser will sort you out. ! small screw driver and a wirecoathanger later and the door of your car will be open - scratch free.

Need new hub caps? Bob "Avoid the Bizzies" Maresey can you get you nearly new ones for a pint and 20 B&H

As for the rest of them, it seems you end up being a pundit on BBC sport.

"Dem liverpool like, dey play good footbal don't dey"
"Dey doo"
"Dey do doh don't dey don't"

posted by Toaster @ 5:52 AM