Mum's make us boys fat
Sometimes, you just can't win. Like the other night, I've gone to the match with my brother, had a burger, beer etc etc.
Anyway, we get home and brother is making a chicken burger. He asks if I want one, I politely decline and that's the end of that ....... you'd have thought. Enter "Mum"
Mum: Not having anything to eat?
Me: No thanks
Mum: Quick snack?
Me: No, I'm fine, really, thanks
Mum: how about a sandwich?
Me: Seriously, I'm fine.
Mum: I have some ham ??
Me: Honest mum I don't want anything.
Mum: But I forgot your brother was off work and started to make his lunch. I've already buttered some rolls
Me: Mum, please - I DON'T WANT a sandwich
[30 second pause]
Mum: Bit of cheese?
Me: For God's sake, that's it, you've won I'll have a bloody sandwich!
and if it couldn't get any worse.......
Brother: What's wrong with my chicken burgers??!!??
posted by Toaster @ 5:36 AM
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