What's that all about?: March 2005

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Two little ducks ....

Quack Quack

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Don't like to talk about it ....

but I have some celebrity fans

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

It's a great show ...

Thursday, March 24, 2005

I won on the lotto...

Unbelievable.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Could only get this one ....

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Fancy a Chinese ....

Monday, March 21, 2005

It's movie time ....

Friday, March 18, 2005

It's a scorcher !!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Watch your speed ...

I reckon my mate is Irish ...

My mate Paddy, was nailing up the side of a wooden house.
I noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third.
'What's wrong with those nails?' I asked.
'Sure the heads are at the wrong end.'

What an Ejit

Even I'm not that stupid. They are for the other side of the house.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

I'm absolutely not going to talk about Turkey....

For no reason at all, I thought I'd do this ....

And todays update ....

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

In case you didn't know ...

New second class stamp ...

Wouldn't want to lick this ...

Cars go out of date so quickly ....

This one will be out of date tomorrow...

Only 32 working days to go

Monday, March 14, 2005

Spend a penny ...

It may come as a surprise to some of you, but I do find myself funny. I've read my own blog several times and found myself laughing at myself. I just can't help it.

Take yesterday for example. Me and my mate (the infamous Mr. Burns) are at the garage and it's really busy. "Here" I say, "You take this £10 in and pay while I'm filling up. Then we can get out of here"

So as he goes to pay, I deliberately put £10.01 in the car. I was killing myself laughing. Mr burns however kept telling me "Yer not funny!" (although there was a smirk on his face as he said it.)

So, the ultimate test. Let's ask the audience.

A message from Pedders

There's this bloke right, who isn't Mike. And I have been asked to send him a message from Pedders. Something relating to the number of points in the fantasy football.

Well, "This isn't Mike". This is for you ...

Click the green square

The countdown continues ...

Friday, March 11, 2005

Today, I will be mostly

Doing bugger all ....

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Man United - New Signing !!

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Not that I'm counting ...

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Go go Inspector Pedders ...

This is what he said when he heard my news ....

I've handed my notice in ....

And over the next few days I'm going to be constantly taking the piss

Friday, March 04, 2005

Well that didn't last long ...

BBC Breaking News this morning

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

So I'm watching this film and ...

This guy shoots the first bloke and makes his way accross the living room. On the other side of the door is unsuspecting victim number two who's wathing this DVD on his computer.

Hang on ??

What's that all about?