Hotel bathrooms. ...
So I’ve been away and stayed in a hotel as you do. The other day, I took a shower and subsequently attempted to dry myself on one of the hotel towels. As the towel scraped 10 layers of skin off me I realised that I needn’t have showered at all. This towel was like industrial sandpaper and was capable of removing not only dirt and grime, but skin, flesh and bone as well.
So why do hotels give you shitty white rock hard sandpaper stylee towels?? It’s because of those bastards that nick them that’s why. They make them deliberately rubbish as a deterrent. Also, may I add, they now make them slightly too small. And they ensure that you can’t nick the hand towel by deliberately designing the shower to piss all over the floor so you have to use it to mop up the lake of semi-warm water that oozes out.
The moral of this story is simple. People – please stop nicking hotel towels
And why do they make them white ?? Nobody, and I mean Nobody wants to see the suspect little mark that’s left after drying your complete self. If there’s one piece of advice that I can give, it’s never, NEVER sniff the suspect mark.
Now that I have a tenuous link to toilet, hotel toilet paper is a wonder to mankind. It’s so thin ! And yet it also has the texture of rubble. It’s like trying to wipe your bum on a broken glass bottle, it’s like… it’s like.. Badgers Arse !! ….
posted by Toaster @ 2:05 AM
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